How did I miss that shit?
SAM HERE ! SAMMY SAMMY BAM BAM. THANK YOU MA'AM.
I am trying to blend in with humans here. On earth.
I was telling all you minions in my last post that I owned most of earth BUT I forgotted to tell you that I own gas stachuns. That is a place that sells things like:
Gas.
Sometimes if you go to a good gas stachun, you can get smokes and doritos and water too. For vegans. Of witch I am. At. Of.
So I joined a cult and it.is.fab.u.lous! It is the cult of personality.
I wented there to watch the song service. I enjoyed it. With the Lindz. Lol
So my gas stachuns ain't doing so goodly so I have to rely on snacks to sell at store by the stachun to pay things.
And then I decided I would open coffee sitting room type of establishments. Where I would sell coffee. And that is pure profit because I eat all my snacks at gas stachun but I don't drink the gas. So win for me! Yay!
So I am here in Nebraska Illinois were I am from and visiting the land of the abdominal snowman is reel neet. I also grewed up in :
Texas
Vegas of Las
Chicago in Indiana
Mars
But I feel at home here at Utah.
I bought a boat and am going on a cruze. To the land of Carribean. Where Johnny Dep lives. He is so hawt! I might be him. I am also cruzing to Dubois in the land of Aruba. Where I have company of unknown but probably one of my construction paper companys. Because they use paper in Dubois. Aruba. The laws are different there. Like backwards. And I have a problem trying to find lady wormens to hunt because they all have they're face covered. Like they are hiding from me or something.
Earth is beautiful. I will miss it when I get sucked back into the spaceship.
I'm on my alloted lunch time break where I already ate 3 chickens and blogged so I hasta get back to stocking shelves here at plates R us.
Remember
I AM GOING TO CUT
YOU
UP
SAM HERE ! SAMMY SAMMY BAM BAM. THANK YOU MA'AM.
I am trying to blend in with humans here. On earth.
I was telling all you minions in my last post that I owned most of earth BUT I forgotted to tell you that I own gas stachuns. That is a place that sells things like:
Gas.
Sometimes if you go to a good gas stachun, you can get smokes and doritos and water too. For vegans. Of witch I am. At. Of.
So I joined a cult and it.is.fab.u.lous! It is the cult of personality.
So my gas stachuns ain't doing so goodly so I have to rely on snacks to sell at store by the stachun to pay things.
And then I decided I would open coffee sitting room type of establishments. Where I would sell coffee. And that is pure profit because I eat all my snacks at gas stachun but I don't drink the gas. So win for me! Yay!
So I am here in Nebraska Illinois were I am from and visiting the land of the abdominal snowman is reel neet. I also grewed up in :
Texas
Vegas of Las
Chicago in Indiana
Mars
But I feel at home here at Utah.
I bought a boat and am going on a cruze. To the land of Carribean. Where Johnny Dep lives. He is so hawt! I might be him. I am also cruzing to Dubois in the land of Aruba. Where I have company of unknown but probably one of my construction paper companys. Because they use paper in Dubois. Aruba. The laws are different there. Like backwards. And I have a problem trying to find lady wormens to hunt because they all have they're face covered. Like they are hiding from me or something.
Earth is beautiful. I will miss it when I get sucked back into the spaceship.
I'm on my alloted lunch time break where I already ate 3 chickens and blogged so I hasta get back to stocking shelves here at plates R us.
Remember
I AM GOING TO CUT
YOU
UP
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